Portly passengers fly United Airlines

From CNN News

Frequent fliers, you might just rejoice! Your flights may be delayed or canceled, you still have to pay a fee for extra bags, the snacks are lame, and drinks are not on the house, but if you fly United Airlines, you will never have to share a portion of your own seat with a fellow traveler again.

Recently, United announced a new policy for portly passengers. Its website says that if a person cannot buckle the seatbelt with a single extender and/or is unable to put the armrests down when seated, they will employ the “Passengers requiring extra space (不加冠詞)” policy. The first step is to relocate the customer to a seat next to an unused seat at no extra cost. No empty seats? That individual needs to upgrade the ticket to a more expensive, larger seat. No upgrade seats available? Apparently, that person would be kindly asked not to take that flight. He or she can then purchase another seat, for total of two seats, for the next available flight.

有意思...所以太胖了要多花錢多買一個位子；那我很瘦沒有用到的空間可以退錢嗎？嗯~搞不好以後買機票都要先量體重，票價以重量來計算-_-a

經濟好的時候要狂撈，經濟不景氣的時候更是要“A很大”！！！